Hey, it's Don.
Markets are off the rails—tariff tantrums, trade-truce blowups, rare-earth export shockwaves. If you're watching from the sidelines, you're missing one simple truth: chaos = profit.
Tomorrow at 11 AM ET, I'm hosting a live "Profit from Chaos" coaching call—and you can only get in if you enroll in Catapult Alerts by 10:59 AM ET. After that, the doors stay closed until next quarter.
Here's why you need to be on that call:
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Break Down Complexity into Cash
No PhD needed. I'll show you how a $135 Tesla trade turned into $350—with your downside capped and your gains bankrolled. Two simple legs do all the work.
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"I Know What You're Thinking"
"Options on futures sounds terrifying—what if I blow up my account?" Valid concern.
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Margin Cushion Drill: Even a $2K IRA can weather the storm—no nasty surprises.
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Lockstep Pairing: I only pick trades that hedge themselves naturally.
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Sniper Exits: I'll walk you step-by-step so you never wake up to a margin call.
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Real-World Proof
"Don, I risked $850 on your Catapult Alert for NVIDIA and walked away with $2,250 in 6 weeks—no drama."
— Thomas G. in Michigan
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Teaser for Tomorrow's Call
Enroll now, and at 11 AM ET Tuesday, you'll:
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Watch live setups—I'll pull up real tickers, show you exact strikes, and run the P/L math.
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See my screen—no slides, no theory—just real trades in a jittery market.
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Get your questions answered instantly—ask me anything, from "Which margin rules apply?" to "When do I exit?"
You have until 10:59 AM ET tomorrow—then enrollment shuts tight, and you miss the live call (and the ability to grab this month's Catapult trade). Only 5 seats remain before we close enrollment. No exceptions.
π Click here to enroll & save your spot
Here's exactly what you get when you join Catapult Alerts today:
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52 Weekly Trade Alerts ($3,000 Value)
Every alert follows my simple two-leg formula—no more guessing what ticker or strike to pick.
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5-Week Catapult Mastermind ($2,000 Value)
Live, step-by-step coaching—even if you've never touched an option before.
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Micro Options Revolution Class ($297 Value)
The secret "financing engine" to bankroll your big trades with minimal cash.
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Trader-By-Your-Side Support ($1,000 Value)
Real expert is at your beck and call—answering your "What do I do next?" questions.
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Monthly LIVE Alerts Review ($3,000 Value)
Behind-the-scenes videos covering open positions, trade recaps, and my next targets—so you're always one step ahead.
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30-Day, No-Hassle Guarantee
If you're not blown away by how easy and powerful this is, just ask—full refund, no questions asked.
Total real-world value: $9,297 —yours now for $1,997.
Remember:
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Deadline: Enrollment closes at 10:59 AM ET tomorrow.
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Seats: Only 5 available before we shut the doors.
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Call Time: "Profit from Chaos" live coaching at 11 AM ET Tuesday—your chance to watch me trade in real time.
π Enroll & lock in your spot now
If you miss this window, you'll be stuck watching headlines as other Catapult members quietly bank gains.
See you on the inside,
— Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist, TheoTRADE
P.S. By 10:59 AM ET tomorrow, you must be enrolled to join the live call at 11 AM ET. After that, you wait until next quarter—no exceptions.
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