Hey, it's Don.
Markets are off the rails—tariff tantrums, trade-truce blowups, headline whiplash left and right. If you're watching from the sidelines, you're missing the biggest opportunity: chaos equals profit.
Catapult Alerts is your ticket to cashing in on every sudden swing, even if you've never traded an option before.
Here's the simple hook:
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You're going to see real-time trade ideas designed to limit your loss to pocket change while handing you outsized gains when the market pivots.
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No PhD. No massive account. Just a clear, two-legged playbook that caps your downside and funds itself.
I know what you're thinking:
"Selling naked futures options sounds like a minefield—am I going to get blown out?"
Valid concern. That's why Catapult is built on three ironclad rules:
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Margin Cushion Drill: Even with a $2K IRA, you'll have enough wiggle room to avoid nasty surprises.
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Lockstep Pairing: We only choose trades that move together, so one leg naturally hedges the other.
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Sniper Exits: I'll walk you through exactly when to pull the trigger, locking in gains long before most traders wake up.
Real proof from a Catapult member:
"I followed Don's Catapult Alert on TSLA last week. I risked $135 and walked away with $350—in 30 days. Zero drama, zero margin calls."
— Emily Small Account Newbie Trader in California
Here's what happens when you join Catapult Alerts today:
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Instant Access to Tuesday's "How to Trade the Chaos" Live Call @11 AM ET
I'll reveal exactly how I navigate today's market swings, pulling up live P&L and screen-sharing my real setups. If you enroll by 11 AM ET Tuesday, you get in. If not, you wait until next quarter. No exceptions.
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52 Weekly Trade Alerts ($3,000 Value)
Every alert follows my proven formula—no guesswork. You'll know exactly which ticker, which strikes, and when to pull the trigger.
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5-Week Catapult Mastermind ($2,000 Value)
Live, step-by-step coaching sessions so you can hit the ground running—even if you've never traded an option before.
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Micro Options Revolution Class ($297 Value)
Discover how micro futures options bankroll your trades so you risk almost nothing extra.
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Trader-By-Your-Side Support ($1,000 Value)
For five weeks, a real person is just an email away—answering your "What do I do next?" questions immediately.
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Monthly LIVE Alerts Review ($3,000 Value)
Private video updates on open positions, trade recaps, and what I'm eyeing next—so you're never left guessing.
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30-Day, No-Hassle Guarantee
If you decide it's not the most powerful, low-risk trading system you've ever seen, just let me know within 30 days for a full refund—no questions asked.
That's $9,297 worth of coaching and alerts—yours today for $1,997. Only 50 seats available before we close enrollment until Q4.
π Click here to join Catapult Alerts and secure your spot
Or call us at 623-244-5657—tell us "I want to Catapult," and we'll get you squared away.
Remember: With every headline—"U.S.-China Truce Blows Up," "Tariff Threat Sparks Selloff," "Rare-Earth Export Fears"—you're seeing volatility. Catapult Alerts teaches you how to jump in at the right moment, cap your risk, and exit with real profit.
Join now. Enroll before 11 AM ET Tuesday, and get into the live call. After that, enrollment locks for months.
π Secure your seat and start trading the chaos
See you inside,
— Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist, TheoTRADE
P.S. By the time most traders read tomorrow's headlines, it's too late. Enroll before 11 AM ET Tuesday to watch me trade real setups live and turn headline bombs into paydays.
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