The "slop fest" market nobody's talking about (and why today's rally proves my point)

Headlines are screaming about "gains in key technology stocks." Nvidia up 2%. Amazon snapping its losing streak. The S&P climbed 1% and suddenly it's a "tech rally."

I'm calling it what it is: an absolute slop fest.

Look, I don't care that markets moved higher today.

We've been stuck in a 100-point range on a 7000-point index since October.

That's MONTHS of trading in the exact same tight range while each daily move gets treated like it matters.

This isn't a rally - it's musical chairs.

We're living in the most dangerous setup I've seen in years.

Not because we're crashing. Because we're stuck. The S&P futures have been trading between 6850 and 6950 for months. Literally months. And when you're range-bound for this long, you're building fuel. Massive fuel. When this range finally breaks - and it will break - the move is going to be violent.

The advance decline line is complete garbage.

Even on today's "strong" day, we're seeing 50/50 action. That's not strength - that's rotation madness. Money flowing from one sector to another with zero real conviction. VVIX is hovering around 110 - a fairly extreme level showing risk forthcoming. But traders are ignoring it because they're too busy celebrating daily noise.

Institutional risk management has completely broken down.

These money managers can't go to cash, can't move to bonds, so they're playing musical chairs. Rotating into caterpillar because "AI can't replace construction workers." Buying housing stocks because "at least people need homes." That's not investing. That's panic disguised as strategy.

Real strength vs. rotation madness

Real strength isn't Nvidia grinding 2% higher on some Meta announcement.

Real strength is when markets break out of ranges with conviction and volume. What we got today? Meta barely moved. Microsoft still can't catch a bid. Google continues to be weak as hell. The only thing holding this market together is rotation - and rotation always ends.

The sign of markets finally breaking will be the end of this musical chairs game. When the marketplace throws in the towel and we get real directional movement instead of this constant sector switching.

The range break is coming

I've been saying this for weeks - all signs point to 6850 as the key level. We keep testing it, backing off, testing it again. Each test makes traders less convinced we'll actually break. That's exactly when markets surprise you.

When you break a range after being stuck for months, the move is massive. Downside convexity is real, and most traders are grossly overallocated right now because they think this sideways action is "safe." It's not safe. It's the calm before the storm.

Today's rally isn't the start of something bigger.

It's more noise in a market that's been making noise for months. The real move - up or down - comes when this range finally breaks. And when it does, you better not be caught on the wrong side with too much size.

Until then, I'm staying grossly under-allocated and waiting for the musical chairs to stop. Because they always do.

To your success,
Don Kaufman

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The "slop fest" market nobody's talking about (and why today's rally proves my point)

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